Ominous statement generator

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venusiangay:

Birth Month:

• Jan – The weathered bone
• Feb – The stained glass window
• Mar – A wolf’s howl
• Apr – The fog on the moors
• May – The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral
• June – The bloodied locket
• July – A scream from within the forest
• Aug – The churning sea
• Sept – The fire’s last embers
• Oct – An old clocktower
• Nov – A mountain’s wind
• Dec – A saint’s weeping

Color of The Top You’re Wearing*:

• Red – smells strongly of flesh and rot.
• Orange – is set afire when you look toward it.
• Yellow – causes a ringing in your head that grows as you approach it.
• Green – offers to make a pact.
• Blue – demands a sacrifice.
• Violet – causes blood to drip from your eyes.
• White – whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.
• Grey – hums with grief.
• Black – pardons you of your sins.

*if patterned/multicolored, choose the closest base colour, or most prominent.

based off this post

The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.

This works surprisingly well.

“A wolf’s howl whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.”

….woah