thestageman:

Theatre Teacher: Pretend you’re actors

My ASM: THEY CHANGED THE SPIKE TAPE FROM BLUE TO WHITE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE SET WAS CORRECT

Me, the SM: THE STAGE MANAGER TOLD ME TO MOVE OUT OF HIS WAY SO HE COULD SEE THE STAGE??????

ASM: I WAS TOLD N O T TO SIT ON THAT SET PIECE THAT HAS TO GO ONSTAGE IN S I X LINES

SM: THEY TOLD ME NOT TO EAT THE FOOD PROPS!!!!!!! THE F O O D PROPS!!!!