tearlessrain:

moonmoontheotter:

aegisgrey:

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quinngreyy:

dontwaitforinspiration:

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profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

Vampire immunity and pain embodiment.

Shapeshifting negation and dimensional dragon physiology. How cool is that?

Hidden attacks and location manipulation. Sneak sneak sneak.

Dimensional link and elemental aura. So basically I’m a freakin god.

Future manipulation and weapon regeneration. I may be OP.

All my friends can, like, destroy time and space, and I’m over here breathing flies and transmuting food. Not cool, man.

you married into a family of lesser deities apparently I don’t know what to tell you