(inspired by those “spoil the ending of your favorite game/movie/book but with no context” posts)
DRAGONS, DEATH, AND NO MERCY
intheend.mp3
local gays punch tyrant in the face for the 3rd time
angry trans man sets a city on fire and smooches a gay mushroom, more at 11
local fool nearly experiences a fate worse than death but is saved by The Power of Friendship (and a stern talking-to)
Just fuckign,, stab ur bro with a sword u fucking funky dragon
do ur shit, survive, all while keeping your hope and enthusiasm
“So, after I fucked the ghost, I learned to cope with my trauma.”
I have many OCs so here are the highlights:
1) I gallivant around on adventures with my step-daughter, having been forced to throw my ex-husband off a cliff.
2) My best friend died and now I’m a mass-murdering sado-masochist.
3) I found my True Master and she’s a 15yr old pacifist. I’m a killing machine. We solve mysteries together.
4) I fed a kid who fell through my ceiling and now I’m desperately trying not to be an abusive guardian coz she won’t leave h-e-l-p.
5) My best friend is incredibly powerful, but very adorable and people keep trying to manipulate her, despite my best efforts to protect her with my political know-how.
New priorities obviate the mission they thought they were gonna do
1) many many babies
2) with any luck, lesbian thunder goddess
3) One day: marriage. No argument.
4) record-keeper for a god
5) with any luck, watching her daughter surpass her.
Turns out running away from your problems gets people shot.
How to defeat the big bad: make out with them
spoil your OC’s storyline/character arc with no context
Published
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