spreezpz:

spreezpz:

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

the-calvaree:

this will never not be funny

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

love looking for internships

no one can work a full time unpaid position unless they have someone else supporting them completely.

usually these are students from wealthy families who can put them in an apartment anywhere in the country (or even the world) and support them.

another internship required you pay $200 a month for on-site housing, work 40 hours a week, and it was unpaid.

The audacity. If my unpaid full-time work wasn’t earning me a room on your property, what was it earning? “experience” doesn’t feed or house me.

I try not to be resentful, but it really is wild. They say “work hard and be honest and you can get anywhere.”

I graduated top of my class but that’s not paying my rent.

The internship system is broken and needs to be addressed.

zooophagous:

I’m tickled that y’all think Cordial is so pretty because my mom thinks he’s the ugliest possible animal and we always knew she was wrong but it’s still nice to prove it.

r-n-w:

i l l u s i o n

~ The 8 Schools of Magic ~

dreamers-queen:

ohnoagremlin:

miladyeve:

esterbrook:

simon-lewis:

Zac Posen’s gown for Claire Danes for the Met Gala

Literally like something out of Stardust.

This is what it looks like in daylight and low light. So gorgeous.

gowns aren’t usually my deal but Look

I want to get married wearing this.

sekajiku:

banquet

Mothman aka

the-otherside-ofthe-mirror:

the Sky Beast

the Moon Monster

the Cloud Fiend

the Evil Eagle

Dr. Sky Shadow

Mr. Wind Biter

Wingatron

chartermarked:

maneth985:

gunshyghosts:

horror-fairy:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

its-mustard-gucci:

This is fucking terrifying

big nope

I would’ve been so shook

Awww whale.

Whale I didn’t see that coming

it would’ve scared the fuck out of me holy shit that’s big

So for anybody who doesn’t know, that ring of bubbles you see coming up before the humpback does is a “net” that the whale creates by swimming in a circle and blowing the bubbles from its blowhole. The bubble net disorients the krill/small fish/whatever and corrals them into one spot so that the whale can lunge up and feed as you see it doing. It’s most often done cooperatively in groups, and a whole bunch of whales will lunge up at once.

In other news that is one deep harbor, holy shit.

indecentdrawer:

indecentdrawer:

indecentdrawer:

indecentdrawer:

indecentdrawer:

Sometimes when I’m upset, I go and read reviews for “getting over it with Bennet foddy” on steam

The game description