inonibird:

After Xian, my bratty, teenaged, warlock-turned-necromancer, decided it would be better if he and the party went their separate ways (following what was almost an in-party TPK), I introduced my new spellcaster to the campaign: a half-elf sorcerer with the Phoenix Sorcery origin named Ellarthin Therallian III of Thesalira. He is SO VERY DIFFERENT to my last boy, chatty, exuberant, so terribly eager to please, and frankly delightful to RP. He may not have given the party a good first impression—loosing a Fireball in a magic shop to try and save it from a drow attack, landing him instantly 20,000 gold in debt—but I think they’re starting to see his heart is in the right place. :’3

dafunk:

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it