ask-oncies-jizz:

villager in acnl: haha it’s fine that you didn’t show up on time to visit, something always comes up amirite? maybe next time, purr

villager in literally any other ac game: i hope they kill you in prison. i hope no one cries for you at your funeral. don’t ever fucking talk to me again, purr

tf2chainz:

2tonsea:

farmraiseddongers:

2tonsea:

farmraiseddongers:

You kids with your City Leaf and your New Folk. Back in my day, we couldn’t choose where to put our house. We had to pick between four different roof colors. And there was no being Mayor or barista jobs. Blathers couldn’t identify fossils, we had to send it off to some mysterious mueseum and wait for three days to get it back.

And we were grateful for it.

damn grandpa

And another thing! There was no “why fy.” If you wanted to visit your friend’s town, you had to borrow their memory card. And you could only get to the island if you were one of them lucky sonsabitches who had a gameboy advance. To everyone else, the island just seems like a myth, a fairytale.

grandpa is screaming at his oatmeal again should we call the cops

We had to wear POINTED HATS

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/anticodonskeletons/154700388795/tumblr_nqgxlbwbDp1s9qog9?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://anticodonskeletons.tumblr.com/post/154700388795/audio_player_iframe/anticodonskeletons/tumblr_nqgxlbwbDp1s9qog9?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fanticodonskeletons%2F154700388795%2Ftumblr_nqgxlbwbDp1s9qog9

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