How to Kill the DM’s voice in less than 5 Minutes…

probablybadrpgideas:

Every NPC in the world is voiced by Toad from the Super Mario Bros. franchise.

neveromininart:

I took care of myself this weekend by giving myself the time to draw my big lesbian wizard half orc Ramsey.

Hello! Could you do a palette for my Githzerai monk Riba Rauner? She is a bounty hunter who left her monastery to become more in touch with the material plane. She will use diplomacy first, but is quick to break someone’s legs if they do not want to come quietly. Her colors are dark brown/black, olive, and dark red/maroon.

abouttogetdicey:

OOoooh! I think this might be my first Githzerai~ Riba sounds fascinating. I love that she’s returned to their ancestral home of the material plane, as strange as that might be to leave Limbo. I’ll be careful not to get on her bad side though! I hope you enjoy the palette!

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galacticjonah-dnd:

[shift yourself off this earth, out of this reality entirely.]

Owel Hinx, sorcerer between realities. My very first DnD character, used only once as a guest character. Now he’s an NPC~

galacticjonah-dnd:

portrait of lovely @valsundoart‘s DnD character Vivaan, who is a beautiful, magical babe~

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dragonborn commission for @mjolightning as a birthday gift for their friend.

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art trade with the lovely @puffy-shirt of her character, Alessa!

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lawfulgoodness:

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dungeonhavoc:

Not everything a DM tries works out as intended. Sometimes a story arc falls flat, or a little extra description causes the party to halt for a few hours to fiddle with a rock…. it happens.

I was in a Lovecraftian GURPS campaign set in UK in the 1980s that ground to a halt for a solid hour because one of the players was adamant that we calculate the exact cost of plane tickets for our team.

Truly, rules lawyers are an eldritch abomination.

lifehack if the players are obsessed with something give it to them. Often a small interesting answer will make them stop faster than a hundred boring ones.

once my players rifled through some dead goblins’ clothes and i didnt expect that (dumb, i know) so i put a “very smooth pebble” in a pocket and the players were so interested in it they almost started a fight over it

i was one of the players and we were valid