The party hears pained growls coming from the forest along with several grunts and laughing. At the source of these sounds is a group of hunters stabbing at a cornered bear cub.
•If the party helps the bear it reveals itself to be a child druid who is just discovering how to use his magic.
•If the party helps the hunters they thank the party and as they go to skin the bear it shifts back into the child it actually is.
•If the party keeps walking and ignores it they hear a few more laughs, a loud howl, and then horrified screams followed by a group of hunters running out of the forest.
Tag: dnd
Mom is forcing the family to play D&D on our holiday. Dad has decided to play a dwarf rogue named Thunderfuk.
Little Sister is now asking what kind of weapon Santa would use
Ofc he’d use a mace! Its all the swinging action of his sack but it packs a bigger punch!
Consensus seems to be he is bludgeoning people with a sack of presents with the stats of a +1 mace :’D it’s enchanted with the magic of Christmas
Naughty children get 1d6+1 bludgeoning damage
oh my god it’s beautiful
“Yeah he’s a ghost now. But I can punch ghosts, so it’s fine.“
my favorite d&d thing is when someone flubs like a really obvious perception roll or something and the dm gets to be like, “well, you’re pretty sure you’re in a room but you could be wrong”
it is either really wet or really dry, you’re not entirely sure
One time a guy in our party rolled a nat 20 on a perception check, but there was nothing around he didnt already see, so the DM said “You’re not quite sure, but for a few seconds it seems like you’re standing on a giant’s table, surrounded by 5 Giants. Your party seems to look stiff and fake, and Large papers and Dice are strewn around you. Then, everything goes back to normal.”
One of our coolest Pathfinder sessions.
Well now that is just amazing and neat. I’ve never thought to use dry ice at the tabletop—this is taking it to the next level!
Radical.
GM: I’m trying to teach you that your actions have consequences!
Rogue (knocked out for the third time in one day by the local guards): They wouldn’t if I rolled better!
Everything about this photo
non wrestling fans, explain.
I think they’ll recognize art when they see it.
when someone in the party get fucked up and the bard knows healing magic
concept: a retelling of hamlet with the frame story that it’s a tabletop rpg being played by a bunch of overzealous college kids and an increasingly frazzled dm trying to keep them all from rushing headlong into situations and dying immediately. horatio is the dm’s vaguely self-insert npc character. thanks
“AND THEN HE GETS KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES”
“um…dude…you can’t just–”
“PIRATES”
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are played by the same player, who keeps forgetting that he’s running two separate characters.
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