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PERPETUAL DISAPPOINTMENTS DIARY

Non-year-specific and depressingly suitable for 2016.

An appointments diary and journal with a series of disappointing twists. Ground yourself with a weekly demotivational proverb (“If ignorance is bliss, why are you so sad?”, “Crappe diem”) and reminders of Notable Deaths. Travel the world with Useful Phrases translated into French, German, Mandarin and Spanish (“Do you have any very cheap wine”, “I have destroyed my rental car”). Evaluate your future with Personal SWOT Analysis (with extended space for weaknesses and threats). And save time with templates for Apology Notes and Passive-Aggressive Notes.

An address book section includes space for People Who Never Call, Imaginary Friends and Imaginary Enemies. A notes section includes Ideas You’ll Never Follow Up and Notes Toward A Tweet Everyone Will Ignore. Also contains Bank Insecurity Questions, originally published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.