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Ominous statement generator

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venusiangay:

Birth Month:

  • Jan – The weathered bone
  • Feb – The stained glass window
  • Mar – A wolf’s howl
  • Apr – The fog on the moors
  • May – The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral
  • June – The bloodied locket
  • July – A scream from within the forest
  • Aug – The churning sea
  • Sept – The fire’s last embers
  • Oct – An old clocktower
  • Nov – A mountain’s wind
  • Dec – A saint’s weeping

Color of The Top You’re Wearing*:

  • Red – smells strongly of flesh and rot.
  • Orange – is set afire when you look toward it.
  • Yellow – causes a ringing in your head that grows as you approach it.
  • Green – offers to make a pact.
  • Blue – demands a sacrifice.
  • Violet – causes blood to drip from your eyes.
  • White – whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.
  • Grey – hums with grief.
  • Black – pardons you of your sins.

*if patterned/multicolored, choose the closest base colour, or most prominent.

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The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.

This works surprisingly well.

“A wolf’s howl whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.”

….woah

How to play “Paranoia”

poorlytimedboner:

This is literally the best party game ever ok so here’s what you do:

Everyone sits in a circle

Whoever goes first whispers a question to the person on their right

The person on the right must answer the question out loud. The trick is, no one else in the circle knows the question. 

Next, someone flips a flip-flop up in the air. 

If it lands face up: the asker must say the question out loud to the whole group

If the flip flop lands face down: the asker doesn’t say anything, and everyone in the group is left to wonder what in the world the question was. 

And you go around the circle like that. The best questions have the answers as people. We like to limit it just to people in the circle, too. It just makes it more fun. 

Here are some examples of good questions:

  • You have to cover someone in the circle completely in peanut butter and lick it all off. Who?
  • You and one other person must be surgically bound together for the rest of your life. Who is the other person?
  • You and someone in the circle go in a dark room for 1 hour and do unspeakable things. Who?

the creepy sexual ones are the best, and it’s really fun when you limit it to people in the circle. have fun

ectoimp:

venusianhag:

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shaebay:

This year for Christmas I want a new one of the best meads I have ever tasted.

This year for Christmas I want a cat that I could for Christmas but if it’s a safe and I’ll look at the other ones I’ll have a little bit more of it a bit of Christmas Christmas I want a new shrink.

This year for Christmas I want a new haircut so I could be happy for the day.

Not incorrect.

This year for Christmas I want a gift for my family.

😔

This year for Christmas I want a few days of the new York NY and I am so I am so I am so I am….

Alright then….

This year for Christmas I want a pizza and a half hour of sleep.