(inspired by those “spoil the ending of your favorite game/movie/book but with no context” posts)
DRAGONS, DEATH, AND NO MERCY
intheend.mp3
local gays punch tyrant in the face for the 3rd time
angry trans man sets a city on fire and smooches a gay mushroom, more at 11
local fool nearly experiences a fate worse than death but is saved by The Power of Friendship (and a stern talking-to)
Just fuckign,, stab ur bro with a sword u fucking funky dragon
do ur shit, survive, all while keeping your hope and enthusiasm
“So, after I fucked the ghost, I learned to cope with my trauma.”
I have many OCs so here are the highlights:
1) I gallivant around on adventures with my step-daughter, having been forced to throw my ex-husband off a cliff.
2) My best friend died and now I’m a mass-murdering sado-masochist.
3) I found my True Master and she’s a 15yr old pacifist. I’m a killing machine. We solve mysteries together.
4) I fed a kid who fell through my ceiling and now I’m desperately trying not to be an abusive guardian coz she won’t leave h-e-l-p.
5) My best friend is incredibly powerful, but very adorable and people keep trying to manipulate her, despite my best efforts to protect her with my political know-how.
New priorities obviate the mission they thought they were gonna do
1) many many babies
2) with any luck, lesbian thunder goddess
3) One day: marriage. No argument.
4) record-keeper for a god
5) with any luck, watching her daughter surpass her.
Turns out running away from your problems gets people shot.
choose one: fangs or pointed ears, immunity or immortality, wings or horns, greek mythology or egyptian mythology, chokers or anklets, dark red or dark green, glitter or blush, heels or boots, ripped jeans or fishnets, long nails or short nails, vampire or werewolf, oceans or forests, books or movies, phone calls or text messages, rings or studs and skirts or jeans.
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