carbonscales:

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

ask-oncies-jizz:

villager in acnl: haha it’s fine that you didn’t show up on time to visit, something always comes up amirite? maybe next time, purr

villager in literally any other ac game: i hope they kill you in prison. i hope no one cries for you at your funeral. don’t ever fucking talk to me again, purr

2srooky:

nomercymedic:

My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other

no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral “leave me alone” rouge and ended up attached at the hip to our monk who couldn’t roll higher than a natural 10 to literally save his life bc in our first encounter he called my character “a nice lass” and that was all it took