me at 4 am: i should get some water

me in my head: i can’t because five nights at freddy’s will be at. the fridge

I paused the good place to look at all of Eleanor’s transgression and there’s not a single line on here – from “Stole scarecrow from Fall Follies display, put it in passenger seat so she could use carpool lane” to “Brief instagram flirtation with Kid Rock” – that isn’t gold

Being a DM and writing your own campaigns is like buying your cats an elaborate cat condo and watching those dumb idiots spend 4 days in the box it came in eating packing peanuts

sludgejudy:

dadmom:

hey gamers

helloitsbees:

istandonsnowpiles:

It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess

oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]

jncos:

i’m still

in a dream

grape eater

m4a1-shermayne:

It’s that time of the year again.

pochowek:

Another favorite thing ab out TF2′s Scout’s voice actor is that he’s actually scout

like, the guy who voiced demoman? not even an alcoholic. not even scottish. not even black. not even half blind

the guy who voiced medic? that’s a fake german accent and i bet the man doesn’t know how to put a band aid on someone. does a better impression at making me believe he knows how to make hamburgers based on millers tapes in mgs5

the guy who voiced the scout?