parents: please stop listening to the Delfino Plaza remix from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Me:

when the revolution comes and i have to shoot pusheen for being a corporate shill and capitalist icon

me: enamel pins are beautiful but I wouldn’t know what to do with them. like do I put them on a bag or a coat or something? they’re cute but n–

my magpie brain: SMALL. SHINY. DETAILS????? PIN GET PIN!!!! PINNNNN. PUT. PIN. SMALL. SHINY. GET PIN GET ALL PINS

huntsuniverse:

We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip

disasterjones:

mexicanalesbiana:

zenja-soba:

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.*

Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….”

Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”