yubird:

yubird:

the rival trainers in the new pokemon games are too nice. i feel bad about beating them

hau in usum: hey bestfriend! lets battle and become stronger together! its ok if i lose i had fun!

silver in hgss: die you fucking bastard

paramaline:

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation