jedihighcouncil: me: people who buy shirts with the pepsi or coca cola logo are dumb like why would you SPEND money to be a walking advertisement??? me when I see anything with just the star wars or NASA logo: holy shit holy shit holy sthi holy s
fucktheflagandfuckyou: *forgets what i was thinking about* *scrolls 4 posts up on my social media* “OH! RIGHT!” *proceeds to complete task*
magnuslightwoodbane: unabashedlybi: thenamesjavii: soviettart: keysmashlesbian: One more and the Gayfinity Gauntlet is complete bold of you to assume bobby berk fears anything
wesker-is-hot: troybakerrr: You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive? Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.