crpl-pnk:

LISTEN it is very important that you RINSE YOUR RASPBERRIES before consuming because otherwise you are in DANGER of not having little droplets of water in the berries that you can sip like a tiny fairy tea cup

queenoftheantz:

Lessons I have learnt since:

1. Don’t let the country bumpkin who slep 100 years out on the open fields on his own.

2. You just shouldn’t EQUIP metal in thunder, you can still keep it in your bag.

3. Flame potions only work if you drink them BEFORE everything is on fire.

This is so sad Alexa play

boshiboi:

everydaylouie:

new mbmbam animated! griffin’s noise

femme-fatigue:

I feel like we, as a fandom, don’t misuse Parlay enough.

thiswillonlyhurtalittle:

darjeelingandcoke:

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.