flanneldragon:

the chozo: ok we’re gonna be amish on tallon iv. no technology, we’ll attain a higher understanding of the universe
other chozo: ok. still gonna have a shitton of doors you gotta shoot with a laser cannon to open tho?
chozo: yeah of course dont be a dumbass

sweetscasket:

paper-mario-wiki:

im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like

i know you dont have crops

and i know you dont have skin

stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools

im so sorry