I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month
seth everman going WILD in the background
Tag: laugh tag

hauuhrhhn….. 2018 is the year we all adopt solid snake’s speech pattern…. huhnnnrhrh………….
hrmmn,, solid snake’s speech pattern, huh?
I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.
I just had a fucking stroke

Not everything a DM tries works out as intended. Sometimes a story arc falls flat, or a little extra description causes the party to halt for a few hours to fiddle with a rock…. it happens.
I was in a Lovecraftian GURPS campaign set in UK in the 1980s that ground to a halt for a solid hour because one of the players was adamant that we calculate the exact cost of plane tickets for our team.
Truly, rules lawyers are an eldritch abomination.
lifehack if the players are obsessed with something give it to them. Often a small interesting answer will make them stop faster than a hundred boring ones.
once my players rifled through some dead goblins’ clothes and i didnt expect that (dumb, i know) so i put a “very smooth pebble” in a pocket and the players were so interested in it they almost started a fight over it
i was one of the players and we were valid

What I’ll miss the most from Brawl is the crunchy distorted wiimote sounds when you pick a character
Crispy Wiimote Luigi voice: A̡̢̡̬̗̠̟̰̫̓̅͋͂͆̿̋̀̊̊͜y̞̫̣̩̺̣͓̖̝̯̆̃̿̈́̅̈̆́̕͠-͖̠͖̖͕͕̹̘̺̪̊̆͛̊̑̐̓̌̚̚ý̡̘̼͓͓͙̹͉̲̇͊̿́́̔͂̕͘ͅa̧̱̬̺̠̥͕̬̟͚͐͗̉̆̎͒̑́̇͠!̼͔̮̲͇̮̜̭͎͕̆̌͌͑̈́͌̽̿̿͝
Announcer: LUCARIO!
Wiimote Lucario, screaming at the top of his lungs angrily in response: H̢̘̤̲̞̭̠̭̲̃́̋̏͑͛̾͑͗̃͜O̢̻͓̙̮̤̬̖̹̍͊͂̎̂̽̔͌̈̕͜Ǫ̨̡͉̦͚̣̳̦̹͋̋̀̆̓̃̒̕̚͝Ơ͔̙͇̪̫̦̫͚̞͉̈́̂̾̀̃̋̂͂̾Ö̧̢̯̦̼̖͈̘͖͇́͆̅̄̋̓̾͌̿͝Ȯ͚̮̬͙͕̹̤̩͚̞̂̿͋͐̆̃͗̊͝Ù͙̮̳̱̳̞̞͖̼̋̋̈́̑̽̏͐͜͝͠G̰͔͍̰̠̜͕͍͉̙̅̓̒̽͋̈́͒́̽͆H̢̧̥͙̳͇͉̙̩̯͆̊͋̾̀̔̇̀̕͝


