laugh tag – Page 51 – Izzie’s tumblr archive

mortal-goddess:

turing-tested:

me, around any type of angel statue: oh fuck haha better not blink

me, a milisecond later: really? really? what fucking year is it? really? are you sure? reall

shit they fuckin got him

slimetony:

*doing a tarot card reading* uh oh… this guy has a sword… better watch out for that…

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

dirovinare:

me hearing the hit coldplay banger, viva la vida: nice

my 2012 hell brain:

thenoblepeanut:

SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP.

sapphic-space-syren:

bipolarblueberries:

“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” – A mentally ill proverb

i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”

kravkalackin:

Fact:

Barry Bluejean’s famous ‘Are You Afraid?’ question came from trying to say ‘are you okay?’ and ‘don’t be afraid’ to the boys at the same time, but he’s a nervous disaster of a man and just had to roll with it

bogleech:

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

jxhn-mulaney:

*excessive amount of dice rattling around in my bag* i’ll DM one day i swear

emmersdrawberry:

livinginlilac:

love-spite-art:

chickenfarmersan:

I feel you, Adrienne’s mom. People need to be more upfront. This guessing game isn’t fun.

@livinginlilac

OMFG YES

One word. Five fucking syllables.

Communication

Like why is this so hard???? For some people to do????

Can she drive me a cheesecake to Michigan