Cool i just found this free Rolex at Chuck E. Cheese
Tag: laugh tag
a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards
an orchestra
infiddy gonlet
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/anticodonskeletons/173557349143/tumblr_p83bjyGMfy1sjnq4e?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://anticodonskeletons.tumblr.com/post/173557349143/audio_player_iframe/anticodonskeletons/tumblr_p83bjyGMfy1sjnq4e?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fanticodonskeletons%2F173557349143%2Ftumblr_p83bjyGMfy1sjnq4e
i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now
*Kirby inhalation noise*
someone: oh you’re bi! but if you had to choose would you choose boy or girl?
me: um don’t be ignorant that’s not how bisexuality works tf
me, internally, without hesitation: girls
please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet
seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing
john mulaney dies in infinity war
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