Tag: laugh tag

rydell:

i HaTE myseLf SO MUch. i CliCkeD An UNdEScRiptiVElY NAmED scRIpt FilE tHAt i MAde In 2011 WitHoUT tHiNkING Of THe PotENtIaL ConSequeNceS aND GUeSS WHaT it DoES? guEsS WhaT iT fuCkInG does. I BEt YoU Can’t GUesS

dungeonmastersconsortium:

A hero crits an enemy: Knocks off approx 1/15th of their health bar. Everyone is healed for 7 stress.

An enemy crits a hero: Knocks everyone in the party to Death’s Door at the same time. Deals enough stress damage to trigger three resolve checks. Afflicts everyone in a tragic domino effect. Kills one of the heroes chilling back at the hamlet instantly. Destroys one of your building upgrades. Slaps you in real life.

taz-quotes:

Brody: What’s up Tres Horny Boys? You guys ready for another day of boring old school? Ughhckk, homework, riiiight?

Magnus: Brody, I’m- I’m gonna stop you right there for just one second, if I could talk to Taako just for a second.

Justin: Uh, you’re gonna have to talk loud cuz the moment Brody came a-runnin, Taako was like repulsed backwards. Like, like a thirty-foot radius forcefield around Brody

They dun fucked up

yourplayersaidwhat:

(For context my party I DM for includes a Drow Assassin (Ilyena) and a Drow War Cleric (Taldor). They are in a homebrew campaign and are investigating attacks in a near by village. This is slightly paraphrased)

Taldor, rolling to investigate foot prints

Me (DM)- the foor print goes all around the scarecrows and all over the cornfield

Taldor- Ok, whatever the thing is seems to like the scarecrow

(They decided to put the scarecrows in one place to lure the attacking thing into a trap)

Ilyena- We should put them in a circle instead of rows

Taldor- ok, I’m gunna hide in the middle of them.

Ilyena- ok…Im hiding in the field.

Me(DM)- as the sun sets and the sky darkens you begin to hear odd creaking…and all eight scarecrows turn their head.

Ilyena- oh fuck

Taldor- I fucked up.

(They both almost wiped)