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lionkin:

me @ lloydspharmacy: …
me @ lloydspharmacy internally: you kno what a hate. i hate that when i want crisps i get chips. when i want fish and chips, they come wi fries. i hate that the flats are noo called apartments, i hate that sweets are noo called candy and instead of nippin oot to the shops you nip oot to the Convenience Store.

i hate it. i hate it when we use american words in place of words weve already got for they words, just because its Kool. well tell me, is this cool: they’ve got auld woman an she’s needin a prescription for her chronic back pain and her bad heart, but she’s no getting it, because she’s lookin for a chemist, the same chemist she’s been goin tae for the last thirty year… but she cannae find it, because there in its place is Lloydsfermacy.

Lloydsfermacy some trendy cocktail bar some trendy claise shop lloydsfermacy lloydsfermacy one word and she’s headin up the road confused, thinkin she’s losin her marbles, and she’s goin to her bed with her back killin her and she’s dyin in her fuckin sleep. noo that’s no cool. cus thats oor granny. thats your granny. thats aibidys granny