
in 20 years this post will be totally incomprehensible
I REFUSE to let that happen

in 20 years this post will be totally incomprehensible
I REFUSE to let that happen
Mermista: no I’m not joining your princess alliance
Adora: *transforms into a Really Tall And Muscular Warrior Lady*
Mermista:
my wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail: what’s on your mind, babe
me: oh nothing. it’s just that this is…
my wife: just like in skyrim? 🙂
me, wiping a tear from my eye: just like in skyrim.

Staying Productive
“AND THAT THIEF OVER THERE”
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why the hell do I find this amusing
The new snapchat update is amazing
*opens the dishwasher* SNOWMAN IN THE FRIDGE!!
HE’S GOT SOCKS ON
Scorpions!! They’re comin’ for the cilantro!!
not the emoji movie we asked for – because we never asked for one – but the emoji movie we need
i take back every criticism i’ve ever had about this game its actually a masterpiece
he got a cramp