Yes, come on in!
Ok
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Go on.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
…
*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget
the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site
Tag: lmao
my main goal
is to blow up
and then act like i don’t know nobody
hey siri add to calendar ‘vandalize todd howard’s wikipedia page’ on april 25th, 2018
the day approaches
My quickly sketched answer to an ancient and deep question:
“What if a t’rex and an ape switched their evolutionary places?”Came up something not too dissimilar from the first once
This is one of the best additions to a post I’ve gotten.
The world requires more theropod apes/post-humans.Mine ended up just being the world’s weirdest baboon
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this will never not be funny
Mothman aka
the Sky Beast
the Moon Monster
the Cloud Fiend
the Evil Eagle
Dr. Sky Shadow
Mr. Wind Biter
Wingatron
Yea
I don’t even know how to fucking describe the raw power and energy I felt from this god damn video it’s like someone grabbed me by my fuckin brain and launched it into the astroid belt where every part of my being begins to be torn apart and put back together again only to be floating in a never ending space cloud of dreams before I came back to my god forsaken human body
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