taggthewanderer:

Ocarina of Time Link: Wait, why do you need a special mine for rocks to eat? There’s rocks everywhere!

Goron: Hylians eat plants right? Why do you need farms? Why don’t you just eat grass, asshole?

Link:

Goron: think before you speak next time, punkass

thestars-too:

mallownose:

cloudbatcave:

owlbats:

mintysquid:

minkstooth:

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.

An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:

Garkit,

Garpaw,

and, if fortune favors the cat in question,

Garstar

@cloudbatcave

thanks! I want to burn this from my memory and the earth in general

Garfield, the sibling to Mountaindew and Smokeweed.

@captain-lovelace