Humankind cannowt gain anyfing wifout fiwst giving somefing in retuwn.
To obtain, somefing of equaw vawue must be wost. That is awchemy’s
first waw of Equivawent Exchange.
My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.
An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names: