captain-lovelace:

captain-lovelace:

Wanna make a Jurassic Park parody called Cambrian Aquarium where it’s just the exact same plot but instead of dinosaurs it’s a bunch of marine invertebrates from the Cambrian

I want to point out that they don’t kill people. Instead you get scenes like:

“Sir, the security systems are all shutting down!”

[cut to a shot of a bunch of trilobites scuttling around on the floor]