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americanbeautiies:

“I kill Rascal.” “I’m gonna centre on the place where I see that fish, and all of his other fish friends, and I’m gonna cast reverse gravity.” “I cast banishment.” “I didn’t give the fish a fucking Charisma stat, Clint!” “It turns and swallows you whole?” “I don’t know what that means but I know it’s not gonna be good-”

i know this is old but also, i hope the memory of the time the boys fucked up griffin’s fishing plan so bad never gets forgotten

thestageman:

Theatre Teacher: Pretend you’re actors

My ASM: THEY CHANGED THE SPIKE TAPE FROM BLUE TO WHITE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE SET WAS CORRECT

Me, the SM: THE STAGE MANAGER TOLD ME TO MOVE OUT OF HIS WAY SO HE COULD SEE THE STAGE??????

ASM: I WAS TOLD N O T TO SIT ON THAT SET PIECE THAT HAS TO GO ONSTAGE IN S I X LINES

SM: THEY TOLD ME NOT TO EAT THE FOOD PROPS!!!!!!! THE F O O D PROPS!!!!