lmao – Page 29 – Izzie’s tumblr archive

brondeef:

I hope Kojima’s date is going well 🙂

We really all gonna pretend Mads isn’t dressed like Naruto

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

kavesinisukka:

English: It fits like a glove.
Spanish: It fits like a ring on the finger.
Italian: It fits like shoes painted on with a brush.

Finnish: It fits like a . FiST. iN. the EYe . (ง’̀-‘́)ง

ferrific:

jasperzilla:

moose-shampoo:

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.

You missed some of the best ones

Who can forget?

smutandrust:

trashg0d:

BITCH ME

heebiejeebiejade:

talldarknloki:

areyouahauntedpotato:

jumpingjacktrash:

monkeysaysficus:

I was not ready

unmute this

I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes

@pikaboubou X"D

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.