https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/anticodonskeletons/167947263807/tumblr_oupbg5ycVV1tnswg1?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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mcelbois:

What is shrimp heaven? Why does Daniel need it now? What are my responsibilities in this situation?

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_p01x94WW7W1wio6i0o1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://anticodonskeletons.tumblr.com/post/167946332258/audio_player_iframe/anticodonskeletons/tumblr_p01x94WW7W1wio6i0?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_p01x94WW7W1wio6i0o1.mp3

sweetsunsister:

we…we can never do this bit again. you all may have just heard the last haunted doll watch. 

[griffin’s editing is a little off so it starts a little bit in]

It seems Samus Amiibo interfere with Moscow’s metro barriers

averyterrible:

rottweilerprincess:

damnitsizzi:

maditox:

spazztastic-muffin:

suminerdko:

fgsshinyhoard:

Samus Aran amiibos can open the ticket barriers of Moscow Vyacheslav train station, without needing a ticket.

This is due to an oddly specific RFID in the amiibo that just syncs up correctly enough to the train station’s own reader.  But what I like to say the real reason for this is

Samus don’t need no fucking authorisation so FUCK YOU ADAM

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD MILITARY ASS BITCH I DON’T NEED NO AUTHORISATION

I’M FUCKING SAMUS

“Any objections, Putin?”

Can’t believe that Samus’ scan visor does unlock irl stuff.

how did someone even find this out. ‘fuck no ticket, let me in samus’

did they just like
take all their amiibos to the train station and try them all on the scanners?

well metro i 2 letters away from metroid :/

metroid

metro id

holy fucking shit that better not be that simple

what if it is,,,

It seems Samus Amiibo interfere with Moscow’s metro barriers

rutherfordtiger:

everyone who’s first animal crossing game is pocket camp is gonna have one hell of a time if they get into the other games. Fishin and bug catchin aren’t nearly this easy do you know how much anxiety waiting for a fish to bite is or having to slowly crawl up to a beetle to not spook it oh man