championoftheravenqueen:

curriebelle:

derolo:

curriebelle:

curriebelle:

Mom is forcing the family to play D&D on our holiday. Dad has decided to play a dwarf rogue named Thunderfuk.

Little Sister is now asking what kind of weapon Santa would use

Ofc he’d use a mace! Its all the swinging action of his sack but it packs a bigger punch!

Consensus seems to be he is bludgeoning people with a sack of presents with the stats of a +1 mace :’D it’s enchanted with the magic of Christmas

Naughty children get 1d6+1 bludgeoning damage

https://vine.co/v/eFF63jWrbja/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

hzs-modblog:

my-little-ninja:

theartoflaika:

vonmunsterr:

dashbeardconfessional:

When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.

this is a fucking cinematic masterpiece

Fun fact: Kevin Parry, the dude in this vine works for Laika and did animation on The Boxtrolls and Kubo and the Two Strings.

ive reblogged this before but not with that last addition

Same here.  That’s impressive.