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kravkalackin:

Fact:

Barry Bluejean’s famous ‘Are You Afraid?’ question came from trying to say ‘are you okay?’ and ‘don’t be afraid’ to the boys at the same time, but he’s a nervous disaster of a man and just had to roll with it

sciencebees:

sciencebees:

So I went to check and see if Todd Howard’s wiki was destroyed yet and

Y’all are passionate, I’ll give you that

Update:

I see you monsters found a loophole

zooophagous:

dimetrodone:

reggiemess:

So you know the cortical homunculus?

Ya know, this thing?

Well great news! Someone made one for raccoons and it is the greatest diagram I’ve ever seen in a science book!

We also got them for a few other animals too

I love how this post begins with “you know, the cortical homunculus” as if I’m supposed to know what the fresh hot fuck is going on here

pukicho:

pukicho:

Why does everyone have this face

As their icons now?

halpdevon:

the morning line for the bathroom that guys claimed on the starblaster is hell…..merle somehow always beats everyone to it and only magnus and taako know he’s doing his morning sudoku in there just to piss davenport off

spikenards:

charlemane:

charlemane:

i’m still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because “oh boo hoo there aren’t enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind” like you fool. you fucking fool. i’ve ridden to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn’t wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn’t put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry

i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series

#THERE 👏🏻 WAS 👏🏻 ROOM 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 DRACO 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 MINIVAN (via @dracomalfoyofficial)