nonbinarykravitz:

lucretia-the-director:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

dungeonmastersconsortium:

probablyfreeformrpgideas:

constantly-screaming-obrien:

dpd-werewolf:

darkwavepossum:

bloodglutton:

d-jura:

official–mettaton:

pmsnuzlocke:

mythsofunova:

imagineyouroc:

(inspired by those “spoil the ending of your favorite game/movie/book but with no context” posts)

DRAGONS, DEATH, AND NO MERCY

intheend.mp3

local gays punch tyrant in the face for the 3rd time

angry trans man sets a city on fire and smooches a gay mushroom, more at 11

local fool nearly experiences a fate worse than death but is saved by The Power of Friendship (and a stern talking-to)

Just fuckign,, stab ur bro with a sword u fucking funky dragon

do ur shit, survive, all while keeping your hope and enthusiasm

“So, after I fucked the ghost, I learned to cope with my trauma.”

I have many OCs so here are the highlights:

1) I gallivant around on adventures with my step-daughter, having been forced to throw my ex-husband off a cliff.

2) My best friend died and now I’m a mass-murdering sado-masochist.

3) I found my True Master and she’s a 15yr old pacifist. I’m a killing machine. We solve mysteries together.

4) I fed a kid who fell through my ceiling and now I’m desperately trying not to be an abusive guardian coz she won’t leave h-e-l-p.

5) My best friend is incredibly powerful, but very adorable and people keep trying to manipulate her, despite my best efforts to protect her with my political know-how.

New priorities obviate the mission they thought they were gonna do

1) many many babies

2) with any luck, lesbian thunder goddess

3) One day: marriage. No argument.

4) record-keeper for a god

5) with any luck, watching her daughter surpass her.

Turns out running away from your problems gets people shot.

How to defeat the big bad: make out with them