demeteraaa:

demeteraaa:

d&d concept: door that requires a riddle to be answered to be opened, but the door is a dumbass

“what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?”

“easy. towel”

“mm no, wrong, sorry. the answer i was looking for was ‘hand towel.’”

“that is literally just a specific type of towel”

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/anticodonskeletons/161101524121/tumblr_oqfvz6dj3f1tnswg1?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://anticodonskeletons.tumblr.com/post/161101524121/audio_player_iframe/anticodonskeletons/tumblr_oqfvz6dj3f1tnswg1?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fanticodonskeletons%2F161101524121%2Ftumblr_oqfvz6dj3f1tnswg1

mcelbois:

“when she asked me how old my boys are, i panicked, and told her they were five and seven years old”