jammycooks:

How to make Apple Pies from Paper Mario, made with apples found in Lady Bow’s castle. Also: how to make Jammin Jelly, a spreadable apple jam that doesn’t taste like other nasty apple fillings. Watch it in action here.

Jammin Jelly:

  • 1 TBL butter
  • 2 TBL apple brandy, optional
  • 1 cup apple beer or soda
  • ¾ cup sugar
  • ½ TBL lemon juice
  • ½ tsp vanilla
  • Pinch of salt

For pies:

  • 1 sheet puff pastry, thawed
  • 1 egg
  • 1 TBL milk
  • Jammin Jelly
  1. For jammin jelly: In a medium pot, place apples, butter, apple soda, and apple brandy. Bring to a rolling boil. Cover, and cook on low for about 20-30 minutes or until apples are cooked through and soft.
  2. Mash the apples or blend until smooth. Add sugar. Cook on medium-low heat, stirring all the while until mixture is reduced and thick, about 20 minutes. Add vanilla. Place in bowl and allow to come to room temp. Then, you can refrigerate until set, a few hours. I let it set overnight.
  3. To assemble pies: Beat together your egg and milk in a small bowl. Set aside. Place one sheet of puff pastry on a lightly floured surface. Slice into nine equal squares. Repeat with your other sheet, so you have 18 squares.
  4. Place six squares on a parchment lined sheet. Top each with a couple tablespoons of your jelly. Brush the edges of the bottom with egg wash, and top with another sheet. Slice Three slits on the top of the pie. Repeat with the rest. Place the pies in the fridge for 20 minutes.
  5. Once pies are cool, bake in a 400 degree oven for 20-25 minutes or until pies are golden and risen. Allow to cool slightly before eating, I like mine at room temp.

Looking for more Paper Mario food? Check out my Spicy Soup

paraladi:

arthur-kingsmen:

mario sidescrollers: peach has been kidnapped!! lets go thru fun worlds and help her 🙂

mario rpgs: canonically peach is the only one saintly enough to go to heaven; whilst upon their death mario, bowser, and luigi end up in a greek inspired underworld. after explaining their peril to the equivalent of hades and god, and saving hades and god’s child from the mario equivalent of lucifer, they managed to return to the mortal realm in order to continue their fight against a man driven to madness by a lost love who is attempting to erase every dimension from existence

@kirbypillowpet

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/anticodonskeletons/161759004197/tumblr_oqosyylvyg1wo1xwu?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://anticodonskeletons.tumblr.com/post/161759004197/audio_player_iframe/anticodonskeletons/tumblr_oqosyylvyg1wo1xwu?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fanticodonskeletons%2F161759004197%2Ftumblr_oqosyylvyg1wo1xwu

vg-bops:

Track that plays in Petal Meadows in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/anticodonskeletons/156910170968/tumblr_o823loGlvZ1r8di9h?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://anticodonskeletons.tumblr.com/post/156910170968/audio_player_iframe/anticodonskeletons/tumblr_o823loGlvZ1r8di9h?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fanticodonskeletons%2F156910170968%2Ftumblr_o823loGlvZ1r8di9h

nintendo-audio:

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door ~ Lord Crump’s Theme