yubird:

yubird:

the rival trainers in the new pokemon games are too nice. i feel bad about beating them

hau in usum: hey bestfriend! lets battle and become stronger together! its ok if i lose i had fun!

silver in hgss: die you fucking bastard

paramaline:

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

doodleladle:

BNHA x Zelda: 

“Hero of Cala-mini” / Link–a freshly licensed pro hero, still struggles to control his quirk at times, and may accidentally shrink himself or his allies. Effects of his quirk on living beings only last for 3 minutes. Inanimate objects however, are indefinite and up to him. He often partners with Zelda, and as such, dons a UV ray protective visor. Don’t call his utility pouch a fanny pack, even though it is one.

“Princess of Light: Solar Girl” / Zelda–also a new pro hero, manipulates light energy to her will. Her work hours are from sunrise to sundown–come night time, she is much weaker and depends on man-made lights. The solar panels and gold metal on her hero uniform are to charge and amplify her power. 

Anyways they’re both lame as hell but please enjoy ! @majorasfate helped with both their quirks and Zelda’s hero outfit!