
Badass kid
What I’ll miss the most from Brawl is the crunchy distorted wiimote sounds when you pick a character
Crispy Wiimote Luigi voice: A̡̢̡̬̗̠̟̰̫̓̅͋͂͆̿̋̀̊̊͜y̞̫̣̩̺̣͓̖̝̯̆̃̿̈́̅̈̆́̕͠-͖̠͖̖͕͕̹̘̺̪̊̆͛̊̑̐̓̌̚̚ý̡̘̼͓͓͙̹͉̲̇͊̿́́̔͂̕͘ͅa̧̱̬̺̠̥͕̬̟͚͐͗̉̆̎͒̑́̇͠!̼͔̮̲͇̮̜̭͎͕̆̌͌͑̈́͌̽̿̿͝
Announcer: LUCARIO!
Wiimote Lucario, screaming at the top of his lungs angrily in response: H̢̘̤̲̞̭̠̭̲̃́̋̏͑͛̾͑͗̃͜O̢̻͓̙̮̤̬̖̹̍͊͂̎̂̽̔͌̈̕͜Ǫ̨̡͉̦͚̣̳̦̹͋̋̀̆̓̃̒̕̚͝Ơ͔̙͇̪̫̦̫͚̞͉̈́̂̾̀̃̋̂͂̾Ö̧̢̯̦̼̖͈̘͖͇́͆̅̄̋̓̾͌̿͝Ȯ͚̮̬͙͕̹̤̩͚̞̂̿͋͐̆̃͗̊͝Ù͙̮̳̱̳̞̞͖̼̋̋̈́̑̽̏͐͜͝͠G̰͔͍̰̠̜͕͍͉̙̅̓̒̽͋̈́͒́̽͆H̢̧̥͙̳͇͉̙̩̯͆̊͋̾̀̔̇̀̕͝
me, immediately after communicating in any way with another human being: I have Failed
me in a moshpit: sorry, sorry, excuse me, oh my god i’m so sorry, excuse me, sorry
sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper
i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch
me, talking to anyone: oh no I’m talking too much! I bet they want me to shut up!! I shouldn’t FORCE people to talk to me!! I’m sorry you pity me enough to talk to me. I bet you hate me
me, not talking to anyone: oh no I’m being too distant!! How is anyone supposed to be friends with me if I avoid them!! They probably wonder why the heck I’m avoiding them!! I’m sorry I’m not a good friend. I can Feel people forgetting all about me. I bet you hate me.
me, talking to anyone: oh no I’
me: is having a lot of anxiety
me: lays on the floor bc for some reason i believe this will Help
me: now on the floor, with a lot of anxiety,
me:stands up
my blood vessels: what the
FUCK
did you just do
me playing breath of the wild