Tag: taz

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lacefuneral:

reisz:

unarguably the funniest moment in the entire podcast so far

summary (because this audio isn’t edited and has irrelevant filler)

-Taako purchases The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles: “A stone which, on a successful Persuasion check, can be traded to anyone for the most valuable thing they have in their possession” for 900 gold.

-He also purchases a book that increases his persuasion skill, and uses it.

-Taako convinces Garfield the Deals Warlock to give him the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom (an extremely overpowered weapon worth 60,000 gold that Griffin placed in the game as a joke.) for The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles.

-The trade succeeds, and Taako (a wizard who has no use for a weapon like this) immediately straps it to his back, revealing that he purchased it as a fashion accessory.

taz-quotes:

Brody: What’s up Tres Horny Boys? You guys ready for another day of boring old school? Ughhckk, homework, riiiight?

Magnus: Brody, I’m- I’m gonna stop you right there for just one second, if I could talk to Taako just for a second.

Justin: Uh, you’re gonna have to talk loud cuz the moment Brody came a-runnin, Taako was like repulsed backwards. Like, like a thirty-foot radius forcefield around Brody

halpdevon:

the morning line for the bathroom that guys claimed on the starblaster is hell…..merle somehow always beats everyone to it and only magnus and taako know he’s doing his morning sudoku in there just to piss davenport off