pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
I used to rule🤴👑 the world🌎🌅 Chunks would load ⚙️when I gave the word Now every night🌌🌕 I go stow away👋➡️ Hide🙈 from the mobs😈👻 I used to slay🏹⚔️☠️ They once were terrified😱😵 Every time I looked👁 into their eyes👀 Villagers👥 would cheer👏👌 my way For a hero I was, that’s what they’d say🗣 One minute🕐🕑 we had it all. Next our world🌎🌅 began to fall⬇️ Away from all that it had once become They all cried😭😥 for my help, but I stood there numb😨😯 I gazed👀 off into the boundless skyline🌄🌇 Noteblock choirs playing🎼🎤 in the sunshine🌅☀️ Turn around↪️ pick up my sword🗡 and wield The blade🔪 that once forced evil mobs💀😈 to yield✋️🚫 And hope one day that this chaos😵 and Destruction💥🔥 turns for the better🌸👍 Never🙅❌ a bow🏹 in hand👋 And that was when I ruled🤴👸 the land⛰ It was the creepers😈 and skeletons💀☠️ Blew down💥 the doors and boxed📦 us in Arrows🎯🏹 whizzing by like streaks of light⚡️💫 I tried all that I could to stay and fight⚔️🗡 As the undead roamed🏃🏃♀️ the street🛣 Families👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👦 broken💔❌ at my feet👢👞 Life itself suspended by a thread⚖️ Oh, why is it that I wasn’t dead💀 I gazed👀 off into the boundless skyline🌇🌄 noteblock choirs playing🎼🎤 in the sunshine🌅☀️ Turn around↪️ pick up my sword⚔️🗡 and wield The blade🔪 that once forced evil mobs😈💀 to yield✋️🚫 If this battle⚔️ should leave me slain☠️🗡 I know Herobrine💀😵 will call🗣☎️ my name Better to take a stand👭👬 And that was when I ruled🤴👑 the land⛰
i’m drawing
april fools im so fukcing tired
someone: how’s work?
me: it’s work
someone: ok but.. how is it going?
me: making money
someone: …….how are you doing w/ it, though? emotionally? mentally?
me, after leaning in and pausing for an uncomfortable amount of time and clearing my throat, absolutely no light or life in my eyes: money
Pigeon Comic 77- It Follows
My mood right now