i wrote a twitter rant about how “The Meg” is for the ladies. (it’s probably not but. let me have my interpretation)
As soon as Lori was revealed to be Jonas’ ex-wife, I expected the plot to shoehorn them back together à la Twister. (Because nothing rekindles a relationship and resolves whatever made you break up in the first place like sharing a near-death experience, am I right?) But that didn’t happen. There was no “I guess we love each other after all.” They acknowledge each other, and move on.

