GM: I’m trying to teach you that your actions have consequences!
Rogue (knocked out for the third time in one day by the local guards): They wouldn’t if I rolled better!
Tag: lmao
Netflix made an adorable X-Files fanvid!
https://www.facebook.com/netflixus/videos/10153418312933870/
so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?
okay so
i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can
chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well
so, here’s what i’m thinking:
zombie apocalypse?
all-denim outfit.
the anti-zombie juniform
Great moments in tv history
The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.
I need these two goobs to play more horror games
Pages 188, 189, & 190
Bye car.
Hello? Police? A big cone threw my car to the moon
I am
I am not proud of this
I… should not be proud of this

